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Nov. 2nd, 2009

Hello Kitty

Autumn

Are you bored right now?
Fuck. Yes.

Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
In front.

Would you ever make a sex tape?
YES. If only.

What do you do when somebody compliments you?
*blush* Well, thank you.

Has anybody ever called you tiny?
Yes.

Has anyone ever called you fat?
Yes... but it was me in past tense from a OLD woman my family has been friends with forever.

Are you tiny or fat?
Tiny.

What would you do if you went to put something in the trash, and when you opened the lid, you saw a ripped up picture of yourself?
Ah, okay.

Would you like to go to the moon?
Not so much.

What is the first sentence of your last email?
I don't know, I really don't send or receive email... or check my inbox for that matter.

What's the first thing you do when you hop in the shower?
Soak in the hot water for a good 5 minutes.

Are you and your girlfriend/boyfriend one of those ridiculously cute couples?
We can be. We've been told that plenty.

What is something ridiculously cute that you both do together that makes everyone gag?
I guess be by each others sides 24/7.

Do you think oral sex is disgusting?
Sometimes... just the nature of it.

Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Maybe.

What does your last outbox text say?
Don't know... don't have my phone right by my side.

Have you ever taken a shower with another person?
Yes. Most of the time.

Did you have sex while you showered with that person?
Yeah.

Do you have anything "bad" on your phone?
Yes.

Favorite fruit?
Blueberries or strawberries.

Have you ever told a guy his penis was small?
As a comeback.

What are you having for dinner tonight?
Aren't sure of that yet.

Using a lyric from a song, describe how you feel right now
No.

Who's nicer? Mom or Dad?
?

Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
NO.

What would you do if you woke up in a hospital and had no recollection of how you got there?
Be pretty worried and paranoid about everything.

Do you fight with you significant other often?
Yes.

Are you "gangsta"?
No.

Which is the best Spice Girl?
Posh, or Ginger.

Do you have hairy legs?
Nope.

Where do your hands go when you're kissing?
It varies.

Do you make other people cry?
I have.

Do you suck your stomach in?
Yes.

How bad are your hangovers?
I never really get them.

How many people have you had sex with?
One.

What are you thinking about right now?
Nothing good.

Are you messy?
I can be. At this point, yes.

Do you fish for compliments?
Yes, sometimes.

Does size really matter?
Yes. Sorry.

Has someone ever walked in on you doing the nasty?
Yes.

You wake up and there are spiders all over your wall and on your bed. What do you do?
Scream.

What are your plans for tonight?
Continue to be bored.

What is your current mood?
I'm okay.

Do you have any nicknames?
Yes.

What does your 16th text say?
Don't know.

Who was it from?
Still don't know that either.

How did you meet that person?
...

What was the last thing you said out loud?
"oh"

What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Noodles.
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Jealousy

Shameful

Has the last person you kissed ever took their shirt off in front of you?
Indeed.

Will you be in a relationship in the next couple of months?
Yes.

Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a bed ?
Tons of times.

Where was the FIRST time you ever saw this person?
In school, many many years ago.

Is there someone who you can spend every minute with and be happy?
Yep.

Are you missing someone?
Several people.

Did you have a dream last night?
I think so...

Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pjama pants?
Panties. I'm in bed *shrugs*

What are you sad about?
A few things... none that come to mind at the moment since my brain is attempting to shut down. I keep overriding is though, hehe.

Are you wearing a ring, if so who gave it to you?
Yes, he did <3
.
Anybody you're looking forward to seeing soon?
Um, not really. Everybody I pretty much see on a constant basis.

Who was the last person you were under a blanket with?
Erskine, currently.

Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Yeah, entirely satisfying.

Can you commit to one person?
Yes, though second thoughts do occasionally pop into my head.

Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
Kind of... I really don't recall last night too well.

Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Uh... I don't really know. Between life or death, then I'm sure I could give it up, but I wouldn't like it.

Kissed anyone older than you?
Yes... pretty sure I have.

Does your last ex miss you?
I really don't know.

Where is the biggest scar on your body?
I'm not sure, I always seem to have a wound. Probably the faded scars on my arms from my old cutting days.

What song did you hear last?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" - Panic at the Disco

When you say you don't care, do you mean it?
Not in the way that Erskine takes it at least.

Is there anyone you would do anything for?
Absolutely.

Did you say "fuck" today?
Most likely.

If something was wrong, who is the first girl you would go to?
Jamie.

Ever made a guy cry?
Yes.

Do you trust anyone completely?
I make an honest attempt.
.
Are there some songs you cant listen to because they remind you of someone?
Yes, but somehow I still listen to them.

Do you believe that it is best to have a friendship first then love?
Yes, only because I believe that you should have a pretty decent knowledge of the person that your with. Even knowing them for a short time before is at least a good start.

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
I'm wearing a bra... haha.

Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?
Yeah... only because she definitely shouldn't have my new number.

Are you counting down for anything?
Our anniversary... and my birthday.

Have you kissed someone in a car?
Lots.

To get with someone of the opposite sex, have you ever faked being drunk?
No. I don't have too.

Is it okay if you kiss people when you're single?
Sure.

You kissed someone sunday night, didn't you?
Yep.

Plans for tomorrow?
Cleaning... sleeping in as long as possible.

Is it usually easy for someone to make you smile?
Sometimes.

Is the last person you texted single?
Yes she is.

Did you have a good day?
For the most part.

What do you hear?
Music.

Name three friends that youve known since elementary:
I don't have any since we all moved away, so no one has kept in touch.

Have you ever skinny dipped?
Not yet, but I'm planning on it.

Have you ever snuck out of your house?
Yes.

If you could have one person back into your life who would it be?
Truly... Natalie. She was awesome to be around.

Tell us about the scar you remember the most:
I'd rather not share that tonight.

What's your dad's name?
Anthony... everyone called him Tony though.

Where did your last kiss take place?
In our bed probably an hour ago.

Last person you talked to on the phone?
My mom?

Would you go out with someone right now if they asked?
Depends on what they would mean by going out, and depends on the person.

Have you dated anyone whose name started with an A?
Yes.

Did you sing at all today?
Yes... low whisper singing.

What's the first thing you did when you woke up this morning?
Rolled around because the light was killing my eyes.

Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook before?
No, not Facebook.

Are there any people who don't like you?
I'm sure there is.

What would your name be with the first three letters?
Hea... no idea.

Do you have any siblings?
No.

Is your room messy?
Definitely... cleaning it tomorrow.

Do you like reading?
Absolutely.

What do you want right now, be honest?
To go into the woods and make love.

Do you consider yourself lucky?
Sometimes. For the most part I am.

Have you ever been awake for 2days straight?
Yes.

Are you mad at someone right now?
No.

Six months ago, did you like someone?
I still do.

Do you know anyone that smokes weed/or has?
Yes.

Have you smoked a cigarette today?
No.

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
'What???' thats about all I could remember asking everyone.

Think back to the last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
Plenty.

Have you ever laughed at something that wasn't meant to be funny?
I think I did last night.

Want something you can't have?
Always.

Where is the last person you kissed?
Laying next to me.

Have you ever had four people of the opposite sex have a crush on you at one time?
Four people, I'm not sure... I know of at least two though.

Do you think you have made anyone happy recently?
Hopefully.

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with N?
Nooo.

Are you currently frustrated with anyone or anything?
Maybe.

What was the last thing you drank?
Coke.

Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
Last kiss was sober.

Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
Yes.

Would you rather drink coffee or tea?
Both... don't make me choose.

Do you curse in front of your parents?
Yes.

What are you wearing right now?
Panties and a bra.

What's your favorite kind of chocolate?
Ghiradelli and Godiva.

Do you swear a lot?
I'm backing off, trying to be better.

Are you hungry?
Not so much.

Who do you blame for your mood today?
A little of me, a little of him.

Have you ever seen a dead body?
My father's, and my grandmother's.

Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?
Shouldn't have, our door was closed.

When you're walking, do you stop to drink?
I have too. Walking and drinking never ever works for me.

Break someone’s heart or have your heart broken?
Break someone's heart... since that's about the only experience I've had.

Do you like someone right this second?
Yes.

Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night all the way.

Last time you smiled?
This evening.

Would you consider baby blue to be one of your favorite colors out there?
Not really.

Have you ever been disrespectful to one or both of your parents?
Yes.

Have you ever been pregnant before?
No. A couple of scares, but nothing official.

Last person you gave a dirty look to?
Some idiot girls at the mall.

When is the last time you said you were okay, but really weren't?
A couple of days ago when Erskine and I were having our conversations.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Same thing, same time.

What was the last thing to make you laugh?
Erskine.

Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
True love.

Do you believe ex's can be friends?
Depends on the circumstances.

What is more important in a relationship, happiness or trust?
I really don't know, since both are very equally important. You wouldn't stay in a relationship if you weren't happy... but trust is also mad crazy important, you can't build anything with a person without it.

Is there someone who has made a difference in your life?
Yes he has.

Who is the one main person you trust the most in your life to tell anything to outside of your family?
Jamie and Erskine. I know they won't hurt me.

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Straight into our room to drop off my purse and whatever else I have in my hands.

Do you like horror or comedy?
Horror.

Are you in a complicated relationship?
Not so much.

Do you sleep with your door open or closed?
closed

Will tomorrow be better than today?
shrug

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
Erskine and JP. And Matt I suppose.

Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?
Yep.

Would you prefer being locked in a room with your ex or your worst enemy?
My ex... although that would get pretty annoying.

Would you prefer a kiss on the cheek or neck?
The neck.

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a A, C, J and K, R?
A, C, J, R

Would you care to share who they were with us?
Not really... there was some other person but I can't remember that either.

Are you one of those girls that get drunk and fuck everyone?
No.

If you took a drug test would you pass it?
Yes.

Think of your last two kisses, were they with the same person?
Yep.

Last night you felt?
Drunk and happy :)
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Arguments, preparation, costume pieces, pumpkins, candy, horror movies, horror nights, horror dreams, gaining weight, losing weight, decrease in height, decrease in self-esteem, increase in self-esteem, financial issues, more arguments, beer, Zombieland, books, cleaning, moving, party, birthdays, little of gaming, Fall is here, darker clothing, new people, HALLOWEEN.

And now were looking forward to packing up our things and moving into our new apartment, as well as Thanksgiving, Grinchmas, our two year anniversary, Christmas, and New Year's... followed closely by my 21st birthday and Valentine's Day. So we don't get a breather til at least March *le sigh*.

I just want to stay wrapped up in my covers and not be concerned by anything... can I do that?
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Oct. 10th, 2009

Fleur de lis

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

What does that dream mean

Alright, well last night I had a really really fucked up dream, even more than the death dreams. Here it goes: we were all living in this house, my roomies and my fiance and me, but the thing was, it was my fiace's ex... the one that I have a real problem with even though I've never seen or spoken to her personally... she lives in Germany or wherever the fuck now. Anyways, so she shows up at the house and she's sleeping on the couch, like she had something to do in town and was allowed to stay there for a short time. Erskine never came in contact with her, though the rest of us did. Erskine had fallen asleep... just taking a nap and I left our bedroom and there she was in the kitchen making a sandwich... and she mentioned to me "Erskine taking a nap" and I say "yeah". Then her and I talk about whatever, I can't even remember that crap, but she was really quiet and silent, hardly ever actually speaking like everyone said. Matt and JP even talk to me about her throughout the day. On into that evening, Erskine and I go to bed only I get up and she takes my place... completely naked with only and blanket over her. He's naked also but it never registers, and I'm standing in the doorway and she's cuddled up next to him, STILL not registering in my dream state. So apparently I go sleep on the couch, thinking that they won't do anything since I trust Erskine, and I figured she wanted to spend time with him (YES, fucked in the head, it was a dream after all). Next morning comes and everyone's awake. She speaks to both him and I while were sitting on the bed, apparently gives us these HUGE loaf breads (doesn't make sense to me) and gives us each a slice and then some other girlie gift for me. Apparently she's about to leave. So then Erskine and I are talking privately in the bedroom and he says "wow, you really wore me out last night" or something like that and I'm freaking out crying hysterically and he's asking me whats wrong and I tell him, muttering the facts that I'm going to kill that bitch. Images of her riding him and everything came to head. So he tells me he's going to go and ask her about it (since he honestly didn't know with him being asleep and in the dark). So he goes and asks her in the dining room thats attached to the kitchen. Its Erskine, her, and I think Matt and JP. I'm in the bedroom listening to all of this. And he asks her what happened last night, and she tells him plain of day, "we had sex, it didn't really mean anything". And I come running into there, Erskine's holding me back and I'm cursing at her. Erskine finally lets me go and I start punching her in the face and clawing at her, saying something about you don't have sex with someone that's moved on, and that "do you see this ring", going on about were engaged. I'm just screaming and crying at her, really just wanting to take her face off. I'm just in hysterics, and no one can calm me down, so she gets up to leave but she says she wants her stuff back and we say go and fucking get it, we don't want her trash... and blah blah blah. And then I basically wake up. I have no idea what that means, especially since I haven't even thought of her in the longest freaking time. So yeah, thought I really HAD to share that one.

Sep. 26th, 2009

Fleur de lis

ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

So, the brand new stuffs to fill in. Finally roughly planning the wedding and the people I would like to help me plan it... yay. My team: Jamie, my mom, JP, and Christina... with a smidge of Erskine's help here and there, since he is the groom after all (and does have to be kept in the dark about most things). And we've successfully came up with a set date: December 12th, 2010.

Now its for the rest of the news... work sucked, as always... my best friend just lost her virginity a few days ago... and in some bizarre way, I'm kind of hurt that she didn't wait. I know its none of my business, but I care about her... especially when she gave me so many excuses as to why she wouldn't rush it. They'd been together officially... as a couple, 6 days... okay okay, he might have been a friend before. But I mean, they hadn't even said "I love you" before it. I love her and I'm only thinking about her, I just wish she wouldn't rush into every single relationship as soon as she ends it with the last guy. And its not as though she uses them, they wither have the issues... or their just assholes. Complete dicks that don't beling with her, because she's prettier than that, and smarter than that, and she deserves a actual man that will treat her like a princess. And I felt so bad when she would say that about Erskine and I, how perfect and great we are together, and how I really do have a wonderful man... and he does treat me like a princess. I just don't want her to get hurt, because now she's given something to a guy that she can never take back like all the rest. And I don't want to break a guy right now. And I know Erskine will back me for it.

In other news, Halloween fastly approaches... and I have to get my NEW Harley costume ready for Christina's partay!!! Happiness...

And I might be going to Cali in October or November. Whichever time I can get off.

There is excitement.

And I love him. And like him. He's my prince...
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Ariel

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This made me think about my dad.
It made a few tears appear, but for the most part... my heart was the only victim, being crushed ever-so-slightly.
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Jul. 27th, 2009

Love

Unsure what to think with the thoughts in my head.

I know this is so very wrong to say... sometimes I miss my ex, maybe not as in a relationship, but talking to her. She was such a cool person, and as a friend... she always had my back. I feel like such a hypocrite, because I refused for my boyfriend to talk to his ex also, because it hurt me too much. He says he understands... but I never will.

And I don't understand why I have such a curiosity about his ex's, well mainly just the most recent one. It confuses and irritates me even though I'm the one thinking about it *shrug*. I never used to be that way, where something like that would consume my thoughts. Its absolutely ridiculous stuff that shouldn't even be on my mind in the first place. It frustrates the hell out of me why I can't either get it off my chest or let it float out of my thoughts permanently. I'm tired of the one being in emotional agony over something so foolish. I'm going to marry this man... I'm going to be his wife forever. I'm going to carry his children for 9 months. I mean its a commitment, yet something so very stupid still stays embedded in my thoughts. I'm willing to even ask his brother such silly questions about 'her' and their relationship together. Subconsciously, I sometimes think its me still trying to improve on that low self-esteem that I never claimed to have in the first place, yet thinking about... I had that mild case, well... I don't know how mild you could call it if you attempted suicide two times for real. And I cut, but that was me pushing the pain into something a little more physical... along with my anorexic symptoms that still occasionally rear their ugly heads once in awhile. I read some secrets on my other blog, some people have it so much worse than me, I realize this... but this irritating curiosity about a woman I shouldn't even care about still eats away at me. Yes, he might have been a stupid little boy then, but this man that I love still has those qualities that went along with that stupid little boy at the time. He was willing to do so many things for her that I don't know, would he do for me... would he even consider it? And then there's the, am I sexier/cuter/funnier/smarter/more creative/better in bed/more motivated/happier/willing to make him happier/sweeter/really his Angel??? So many questions, but I will never figure out a way to ask him.

And he knows that.

Jun. 15th, 2009

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silence

Every time I hear "Wake me up when September ends", it only makes me miss my dad more.

And I haven't quite figured out if that's a good thing, if that's a sign that I still miss and love him so much, or if its just ruining my moment in the day.
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Jun. 14th, 2009

Fleur de lis

Just felt like it.

[o1] Word Association
What do you think when you hear...
- Polar bear: Cold.
- Water bottle: Liquid.
- Rug: Ground.
- Applesauce: Cinnamon.
- Shoprite: Huh?
- Hand sanitizer: Germs.
- Johnathon: What?
- Beta fish: Fish tank.
- t.A.T.u.: One song.
- Box: Empty.

[o2] Sexy Things
- Last time you had an orgasm?: Like a night ago.
- Last time you masturbated?: Yesterday before I got in the shower with my hubby.
- Are you a virgin?: No.
- Condom brand of choice?: None, but Trojan if any.
- Last person you hooked up with?: Erskine of course.
- Who is the oldest person you hooked up with?: Erskine at his ripe old age of 20.
- Ever had a one night stand?: No.
- Would you ever consider becoming a stripper?: Lol... thought about it as a joke.
- Be honest, do you watch porn?: On occasion.
- Sexiest celebrity?: I don't know truthfully.

[o3] Your Co-workers
- Who's the funniest?: Tisha most often.
- Which ones do you hang out with outside of work?: Tisha, Kiana, Melinda.
- Who do you work with the most?: Tisha and Kiana.
- Who's your boss?: Ed.
- Who gets the most hours?: lol, Tisha and Kiana.
- Who's your favorite in your department?: Employee? Tommy or Val.
- Who is your best friend at work?: Tommy or Val.
- Who makes the most money?: Ed and the Leads.
- Who's the cutest?: Samantha.
- Who's your least favorite?: Vincent.

[o4] Hair
- What's the worst haircut you ever had?: Like the first few times I had gotten it cut short... looking back, it was not cute at all.
- What color is your hair currently?: Red/auburn.
- Would you go out with your hair in its natural state?: Don't know, haven't looked in the mirror yet.
- Funkiest color you ever dyed your hair?: Purple.
- What haircut are you planning on getting next?: A trim most likely (I secretly want to perm it, *pouts*)
- What kind of part do you have in your hair?: A part off to my right.
- Are you satisfied with your natural color?: Yeah... its lighter auburn.
- How do you normally wear your hair?: Down, or the bangs pinned back.
- Which of your friends has the nicest hair?: Val... its long and wavy.
- How long is your hair currently?: Just above my bust line.

[o5] Numbers
- How many people have you kissed?: Countless, only one that counts.
- How long have you worked at your current job?: Over a year now.
- What time is it?: 12:58pm
- How many best friends do you have?: One.
- How many phones have you had?: Three.
- How old are you?: Twenty.
- How many classes do you take a day (excluding lunch)?: No school.
- How many exes do you have?: One, really.
- How many people live in your house?: Four.
- How old is your Dad?: He was 67.

[o6] Colors
Name something that's...
- Black: My laptop.
- Blue: My glasses.
- Purple: A drawing.
- Red: A shirt on the floor.
- Yellow: The drawstrings on the trash bag.
- Green: Christmas wrapping paper.
- Pink: Nail polish.
- Magenta: The tablecloth.
- Fuchsia: My iPod.
- Grey: Erskine's computer.

[o7] This or That
- Desktop computers or laptops?: Laptops.
- Hand sanitizer or washing your hands?: Washing hands.
- Blonde or black hair?: Black.
- Blue or brown eyes?: Both.
- Facebook or Twitter?: Twitter.
- Cell phone or landline phone?: Cell phone.
- America or Canada?: America.
- Change or paper money?: Paper.
- Fish or cats?: Cats.
- McDonald's or Checkers?: McDonald's.

[o8] Your Dream Guy/Girl
- Piercings?: One.
- Tattoos?: One or two.
- How tall?: Taller than me.
- Three personality traits: Intelligent, funny, sensual.
- Dress style?: Whatever.
- Favorite band?: Uhhmm (MCR, *smiles*)
- Eye color: Brown.
- Hair color: Doesn't matter.
- Age: Doesn't matter.
- Skin color: White.

[o9] Your Stance On...
- Gay marriage: For.
- Abortion: For.
- Obama: Against.
- Marijuana legalization: I don't know.
- Separation of church and state: Depends.
- Prostitution being legal: Don't know.
- Free healthcare: For.
- Recycling: For.
- Death penalty: For.
- War in Iraq: For.

[1o] Names That Begin With...
- L: Lindsey.
- K: Kiana.
- Q: Quinn.
- B: Brian.
- M: Matt.
- Z: Zach.
- J: Jamie.
- A: Ashley.
- R: Ronney.
- P: Penelope.




Describe love in four words.
Everything he is.

What colour is the nearest pillow?
Lavendar.

Do you like Crystal Light in your water?
Sure.

Do you know anyone who is obsessed with horses?
I used to be.

What's the next field trip you're going on?
Out of school.

Would you ever wear a coon cap?
What...

What has made you sad recently?
A couple of things.

Do you know someone who has been fired from their job?
Sure.

Who do you know that gives love a bad name?
Jennifer (I love her and she's my girl but seriously).

Isn't Pooh an odd name for a bear?
It was cute.

Do you think Bigfoot really exists?
Don't know.

When is your next unit test?
0

Does your house have a general theme? What is it?
Sadly, no.

Did you ever have a rocking horse as a child?
Yep, I braided its hair.

Are fireworks fascinating to you?
There cool.

If you make surveys, do you take it personally when someone answers one of your questions rudely?
I don't make them.

What other things do you take personally?
Music and art.

Of the people you know, who has the nicest eyes?
Erskine.

Living in an apartment would be fun, don't you think?
Yeah, its AWESOME.

What is the design/colour of your favourite mug?
Matte black with cherry blossom designs in black gloss.




- First Firsts -

Who was your FIRST prom date?
-- I didn't go to prom.

Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
-- No, though I often have problems answering this question since all out truth... Erskine was really my first love.

What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
-- Beer.

What was your FIRST job?
-- Assistant manager at my mother's store.

What was your FIRST favorite song?
-- Something from Hanson.

Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
-- Don't know, haven't looked at my phone.

Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
-- Erskine... he was pinching me, hehe.

Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
-- Ms. Bowers (I think)

Who was your FIRST best friend?
-- Megan then Lizzie.

Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
-- Erskine.

Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
-- My mother's.

What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
-- Stretch and play "kitty's hiding in the covers".

What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
-- The Beach Boys.

What was your FIRST tattoo and/or piercing?
-- My ears when I was a baby, and my tattoo when I was 18.

What was your FIRST foreign country you went to?
-- Haven't gone out of the country.

What was your FIRST run in with the law?
-- Haven't had one.

When was your FIRST detention?
-- Fifth grade.

What was the FIRST state you lived in?
-- Florida.

Who was the FIRST person to break your heart?
-- Rose.

Who was your FIRST roommate?
-- Erskine, technically.

Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride?
-- Can't recall.

Who will be the FIRST to repost this?
-- Don't know.



HAIR COLOR
Bald $15
Black $55
Brown $110
Red/Auburn - $150
Blonde - $200
Other - $275

EYE COLOR
Hazel - $30
Brown - $65
Other - $95
Green - $140
Blue - $180
Mixed - $225

HEIGHT
Under 5' - $35
5' to 5'4" - $85
5'5" to 5'9" - $150
5'10" to 6'2" - $195
Over 6'3" - $260

AGE
Over 50 - $60
40-49 - $110
30-39 - $200
20-29 - $285
Under 19 - $325

EDUCATION
In Elementary - $20
In Middle School - $55
In High School - $105
High School Dropout - $160
High School Graduate - $215
In College - $270
Associates - $320
Bachelors - $385
Masters - $440
PhD - $500

VISION
Surgical Correction - $65
Glasses - $90
Contacts - $155
Perfect Vision - $205

SHOE SIZE
Over 13 - $40
10-12 - $65
7-9 - $90
Under 7 - $125

HAVE YOU EVER
Smoked - $60
Drank Alcohol - $285
Stripped - $150
Drove While Drunk - $35
Bad Mouthed A Cop - $90
Made Out With A Stranger - $145
Used A Fake ID - $300
Lap Danced - $155
Skinny Dipped - $210
Had Sex - $15

AND FINISH
Virgin - $500

I Cost: $1860.


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Can we be kind to each other

I fell so hard and yet so slowly

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